beyoncescock:

billyteddys:

so i was talking to my dad about guardians of the galaxy and when i mentioned chris pratt my dad sighs and says “I dont know how parents could be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent” and i sat there looking really confused and he just whispered “crisp rat.”

this is the end

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jigglypuffsvevo:

*hides under blanket for entire day* oh wow where did all the time go

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hplyrikz:

““That’s part of what I like about the book in some ways. It portrays death truthfully. You die in the middle of your life, in the middle of a sentence””

— John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via hplyrikz)

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legalmexican:

hugging me from behind and kissing my neck at the same time is a good way to melt my heart

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tearsmp4:

cant wait until i get cuddled to sleep every night by the love of my life

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